"Impulses"--341--"Funny Experience of Whats's App Meditation Group"

"Funny Experience of Whats's App Meditation Group"

"Just a 25 months back I was added first time in a Group, named "Divine Work" on whats app.Which was created for 'On Line Meditation and Attention work'.

But in few days I felt as I was wandering at Rly Station where several kinds of activities used to be running.

What I felt I am just sharing some scenes of the activities of that Meditation Group with you all for your recreation 😊:-

1) Few Sahajis were enjoying Guided Meditation through written posts.

2)Suddenly one sms appeared, 'Happy 'B' Day to so and so....lots wishes.....Happy B Day.....Happy B Day,.......Happy B Day.......and lots of replies....'Thank You, thank you, thank you'.

3) In the mean time an appeal sprouts,....'Kindly give bandhan to so and so, some one is in critical condition'.

4) Then again meditation proceeds ahead.......'Kindly all of you take your attention into the sky'.

5) At the same time a Very Long Lecture of "Shree Mata Ji" landed and all the Meditating Sahajis got scattered here and there.

6) Before they could understand,....... suddenly an Enquirery Incarnated,.....'Is there any Sahaji at so and so place where I have to go for my exams tomorrow.

7) I was just trying to read this post to understand the contents properly,.....immediately, ......a Courier of 'Anniversary Wishes' pops up.....and then reciprocation of wishes among some Sahajis took place for some times.

8) In the mean while a Borrowed Printed Message came walking,... 'Dekho Bhai, Jai Shree Mata Ji to Bolna Hi Padega'(Gentle Men, You have to say, "Jai Shree Mata Ji").

9) I was about to finish reading the printed sms, 'A Roket of Audio' launched on the wall quickly.

10) I was just about to start listening that Audio, instantly I saw a video transmitted and started loading.

11) And then that Sahaji who was guiding meditation, posted another post of meditation with great effort......'Now take your attention to 'The Female Power'.

12)Just after this post a 'Chat' reached running.......'Where were you.......could not see you for a very long time'.

13) Then some different kinds of Symbols appeared indicating and telling something mockingly.

14)In the mean time the posts of Meditation got an end and then several posts of 'Pranaam' begun to appear.

Then I decided to give some tips to the Admin to create more groups to run the whole show for the benevolence of all kinds of Sahaj Followers who use to engage in several kinds of activities under the name and banner of 'Divine Work'.

Which are below:---

i) 'Chat Corner':-To enjoy Uninterrupted and Sizling Chats.

ii) 'Birth Day Parlour':-For Heart Melting Wishes.

iii) 'Anniversary Yard':-For Grand Celebration.

iv) 'Hello-Hi-Junction':-For Best Interaction.

v) 'Bandhan Banguet':-For the Safety and Protection.

vi) 'Karm-Kand' (Conditioning)Zone:-For all kinds of Sahaj and Ancient Techniques to fight with all kinds of Negativity.

vii) 'Mantristaan'  (Den of Mantras):-For the Practice and Recitation of all New and Old Mantras.

viii) 'Bhajan-Torium':-For Enjoying Latest and Oldest Bhajans.

ix) 'Hansi-Thitholi Chaupal'(Freakish Square):-For all kinds of 'Chuhal Panti' (Freaking).

x) 'Dukhad Vila(Casstle of Pain):-For the Sharing and Consolation of all kinds of Pains and Griefs.

xi) 'Majaakistaan'(Abode of Jokes)':-For Relishing all kinds of Jokes and Funny- Foolishness.

xii) 'Lecture's Library:-For the Collection of "Mother's Lectures" for teaching others.

xiii) 'Meditation Dhaam':-For the Practice of all kinds of meditation.

So, this was the depiction of so called Meditation Group, hope all of you have enjoyed it, if not kindly do not mind, just feel the Essence."

------------------------------Narayan

"Jai Shree Mata Ji"